just bark your car and I'll take care of it

In this economy, even Snoopy needs a job

So...you say it's running ruff...

I don't mind having to be outside, holding this sign all day...but if they try and put that ridiculous oil can costume on me today, i'm gonna save up an 'accident' and make sure it's the last time.

don't worry I'll sniff out the problem!

I hope they can get the car fixed; I don't plan on walking home!

I don't need no stinkin' master. I am a master. A master mechanic.

Able to break broken hearts with a quick lick.

I tried being a woofer but got laid so so I thought I would try this.

Tires rinsed for free

All our other employees were outsourced to China...

You don't know what form of payment we accept!?... Have I got a bone to pick with you. 0==0

Then, sharply at 10, I begin hunting North Shore Cougars

"Our Mechanics have gone to the Dogs"

Mechanic on duty will give you 1/2 off if you want it fixed doggie style!

I work for biscuits

I don't mind the work its those doggone long hours I can't take

This is what happens when the cats go on strike...

Housebroken? Check. Car broken? Um, you're on your own!

Sounds like your car is running a little ruff!

My sign mocks me.

I can't fix the broken car ... I'm waiting for the cat !!! Cats RULE, dogs drool :)

I did a doody while on duty.

My owner went inside and told me to Stay and sit right here. He didn't tell me about this sign I was sitting behind until everyone kept asking me what day am I available to do the work. I just saying "bark, bark, bark, ruff, ruff, ruff"

Hot Rods???? I thought they said Hot Dogs!!

Bring your radiator in! This a great place to take a leak!

But what I'd really like to do is direct.

A fifteen hour day... I hope I get paid ROVERtime!

Will fix your scrap heap for a heap of scraps.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car?
He wanted to wake up oily in the morning.

There it is! Another Typo!. Should say Mechanic on Doodie!

!0 feet ...errrrr...... 10 inches tall and bullet proof !