Ok, so you forgot to go to the grocery store, but can we find another alternative?

"Is this what they mean by hot yoga?"

Off Broadway version of "Cat on a hot tin roof".

Tastes just like chicken!

" I am really sorry for waking you in the middle of the night, but can we settle this another way?"

Reduce by half. This will remove most of the fur. Add the remaining ingredients and simmer for 30 minutes and your Cat chatory will be ready to enjoy with a fine mewlot.

A new way to enjoy Thai food.

A CATastrophe in the making.

"...or you could just turn up the thermostat?"

Out of the litter, into the frying pan.

Would you clean my box already??

I don't get what my person thinks is so special about "Heavy Metal".

Cat on a hot tin pan.

My name is Alley and this is my tin pan.

OK...i know you've got a craving for Chinese and the place is closed on Mondays, but can't you just eat ice cream and pickles or something?

I was wondering why i got shaved this morning... hope they don't overcook me like they did ole' dad.

They tell me that i'm going to be a dinner fit for a king! Too bad i'm in a country with a president, and the president prefers eating dog.

Cat butt flavor is my secret ingredient!

I told you the flame was too high! Now I'm all dried out.

One of many ways NOT to warm up your hairless cat this cold winter season!

(practicing the ancient art of Ratku)

pensive in iron pan -
dimwit mouse passes slowly -
someone should eat him

At this point, it really doesn't matter where Junior turned the burner on by accident or if Mom told him to heat the frying pan!

"They're about to find out there's a whole other food group they've been missing....."

I'm cold

Could someone turn on that fan up there and aim it my direction?

Throw a couple of eggs at me...and you'll have breakfast!

I wanted a HOT DOG !

When they said it was a nice night for a fire I wasn't picturing THIS!

This is NOT the kind of edible cattail the wild food forager was talking about.

Duh, the new reality show is called "Cooking With Your Cat," NOT "Cooking Your Cat."

I'm having hot flashes! Turn on the fan!

Don't look at me like that! I just feel cold being bald!!

I said wok the dog, not the cat!

"And you wonder why you have no friends over for dinner"

Mmmmmmm, smoked feline Butt !

You did What to my fur while I was asleep!?

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Some places are warmer than others.

elle

First the plucking, and now this???

Foolish humans! They dare to shoo me off the kitchen counter? Let's see how they enjoy the flavor of cat bottom in their eggs! Bwah ha ha ha ha!

Is it just me? ... or, are things heating up a bit?

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