Hey Cat, you wanna try that now?

Hey babe, can you fetch me a beer - Chicago Fire is about to start ?

It's hard to tell where I end and the pillow begins!

Mom told me not to jump on the couch and get my spots everywhere.

Alright, finished my workout. Now, to settle in with some Masterpiece Theater.

I'm so tired of football. Why can't Martha Stewart be on ?

Mom gave me this pillow to show that this is MY chair!

I know you warned us NOT to sit in the chair, but have you seen my brother?

200 channels and this darn remote doesn't work!!!

The rare Chameleon dog at rest.

I hate time out!!

Does this pillow make my butt look big?

I knew I shoulda' bought the camoflage sheets too.

Do these match?

So.... that's what humans do to retired Dalmations... how depressing.

If I sit here and look human....maybe someone will toss me the remote control.

Don't talk to me! I'm watching the Housewives on Bravo!

I'm tired of everyone always sending me presents with dots on them.

Don't make eye contact......I will just blend in.

This chair is spot on!

101 ways to keep busy by myself: watch animal plant, chew, sleep, repeat!

I think of all the times that I used to ride on the Fire Engines. Now all I do is watch them go by.

. . . but my given name is Dorothy.

If I sit perfectly still on this pillow, maybe no one will notice me.

Outside the window ... I spot DANGER! Danger, Will Robinson !!!

Now, I am asking you nicely, may I _please_ have the remote?

That Scooby,,, I just love him!

karma karma, karma chameleon

Whistler's Mother's Dog

Cruella de Vil, Cruella de Vil, if she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will!

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...

My pillow mocks me...